It’s been a while since I came up with a WTF Wednesday post. Mostly because it got too depressing seeing all the stupid things that people were doing to animals, but this one was just too hard to pass up. (Note this photo came across my Facebook page, the photo was found on techcrunch)
Now listen, I don’t like picking up dog crap any better than the rest of you, but when the day comes where I think harnessing my dog up and strapping a bag on its ass is easier than bending down to pick up poop, take my dog away from me and add me to the do not adopt list.
If this doesn’t scream, “YOU SHOULDN’T OWN A DOG” I don’t know what does. Really, you still have to deal with shit, why not just save yourself a five minute dog wrestle and bend over and pick up the shit? Besides any dog I know is not going to stand still while I strap a bag on its ass.
NOT HAPPENING.
I’ve been told that dogs don’t experience embarrassment the way people do, but I have a feeling that if I strapped a bag to my dog’s ass, I’d be the one embarrassed, not to mention the potential lawsuits.
Driver: There I was officer, driving down the street when I saw this dog with a bag strapped to its ass. Of its own accord my head whipped around and I never even saw that parked car, I’m just grateful the pedestrian jumped out of the way of my careening car.
Officer: What do you mean, it had a bag on its ass? Was it wrapped around its legs? Did it swallow it and was trying to push it out?
Driver: No officer! The bag was to CATCH the poop.
Officer: Ma’am, have you been drinking? I know it’s only 9:00 AM but where are coming from, was there liquor there?
Driver: Officer, I swear, the dog had a bag strapped to its ass. Like harnessed and intentionally, Strapped. To. Its. Ass. Oh, oh, there it is, look over there!
Officer: Summabitch, I hope the cruiser cam is catching this, it will help your case stand up in court. Where the Fu… is my ticket book? That’s cruelty to animals right there.” Hits button on his mike, “Dispatch? Send animal control over to ……they’re gonna have to see this shit to believe it.”
That to me is the epitome of laziness. I cannot believe that someone actually invented this and I have to tell you, if I EVER see a dog with this strapped to its ass, the likelihood of me going West Virginia Back-woods Hood-rat on that owner, are probably pretty damn good.
Whoo Hoo
Because my little badge at the top of the page says WTF/Whoo Hoo, I am going to share some exciting news in the dog world. Minnesota has become the first state in the U.S., and first political body in the world, to mandate that laboratory dogs and cats be adopted when the research is over! The Beagle Freedom Project was instrumental in making this happen!! Personally I’d like to see them end animal testing all together, but hey it’s a start!
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