I’ve been limited this week in the WTF’s that crossed my path.
I thought I wasn’t going to have a thing to write about until yesterday morning when 2BrownDawgs started her post off like this:
“This past weekend while we were driving down the Interstate we saw something crazy. A pickup truck was pulling a 5th wheel trailer and tied toward the front of the bed of the pickup was a Golden Retriever. The poor thing was sort of stuffed to the side of the hitch. We couldn’t get over how terribly unsafe the whole thing looked. Should that hitch give way, bye-bye Golden Retriever.”
Say it with me. What the fuck?
I would have thought in this day and age people would have the common sense to not stick a dog in the back of a pick-up truck! The poor dog was probably terrified to start with and then add in the safety factor!
I was reminded of a story that happened a few years back. Hubby and I were at our local warehouse club, it was winter and it was raining. A cold New England winter rain.
I don’t know about where YOU live, but here when it rains for some strange reason people can’t walk/run/skip to their cars with their groceries. They need to send someone (usually the husband) to get the car while the delicate ones wait under the store’s awning. Now that I think about it, I might have been doing the same thing. LOL
This man pulls up to get his wife and two children and he has a big, shaggy dog in the back of his pick-up truck.
I about lost my shit.
I very politely asked him if he would be moving the dog to the cab of the truck and he said no.
Game on.
I told him the dog should not be riding in the back of the pickup and he said he had no room in the truck with the two kids.
As nicely as I could, I told him to put the kids in the back of the pick-up at which point his wife chimed in stating they would if they could get away with it.
Nice. I don’t know who I felt more sorry for, the kids or the dog.
The last thing I remember them saying to me was they could have left the dog at home by himself, locked in the basement like other people would, instead of bringing the dog with them.
I’m not sure but if I was the dog, I probably would have chosen the basement.
Sometimes I really think people should need to take a common sense test before they are allowed to try and raise anything.
Be The Dog
I love that saying, “Be The Dog.” As I’m sure you can tell because I’ve used it in about 3 or 4 posts.
Mazzie’s assistant, Tanya said, “Awesome new mantra that couldn’t be more true. Great name for a book, product line, the list is endless…. get a logo and trademark the name now!!!!”
I got wicked excited. So I checked the trademark office and it’s already been trademarked, which is why I’ve added JUST to Be The Dog, but I’m not even sure I can do that.
On the chance that I can’t do that, I need a new slogan and that’s where you come in.
First of all does anyone know if I can add JUST to Be The Dog?
Here are some of the slogans I’ve thought of, bear in mind I want the slogan to be motivating:
JUST Be the Dog
Believe In The Dog
Live Life Like The Dog
Trust The Dog
I Am The Dog
Who’s The Dog
What Would The Dog Do?
Of course I’m open to any and all suggestions, so let me have it!
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