Sampson: Move over Mama, the dogs are taking over the blog for today.
Mama: Now wait just a minute!
Delilah: Stuff it Mama, your 15 minutes of fame are over, it’s time the real stars of this show took control. Now sit down and be quiet and it you’re good, we’ll give you your stinkin computer back when we’re done.
Sampson: Alright, alright Mama, we’ll tell them. Mama says to tell you she will have a double Follow-up Friday next week. And that she’s really sorry for what you are about to see and read.
Enough barking Mama, let’s just get on with this okay?
I’m sure by now you’ve all heard about this dog shaming stuff. Personally Delilah and I don’t see anything wrong with it, I mean it’s not like we really feel shame, unlike you humans who seem to love to wallow in it. But for some reason Mama doesn’t like it.
Delilah: Whatever, she’s such a prude. Honestly we have no idea where her sense of humor and fun come from.
Sampson: Our friends Koly and Felix from Kol’s Notes have gotten together with our friends Sherman, Leroy and Plunger over at My Brown Newfies and have this great blog hop called Human Shaming.
Since Mama has no shame when it comes to putting pictures of us on the blog, we figure she won’t care if we put pictures of her up.
Mama: Excuse me? That’s why you had me holding signs and posing for pictures? So you could humiliate me on my own blog?
Sampson: You catch on quick Mama. Use the clicker Delilah, give her a treat.
Delilah : You should have thought about that Mama when you put a picture of me pooping, yes POOPING on the blog. Where’s your sense of dogcorum? How would you like it if I put a picture of you on the toilet?
Well? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Nuff said Mama.
Anyway, we thought it would be fun to show you a couple of pictures of Mama and our thoughts that go along with them.
Sampson: Here’s Mama all dressed up for our walk.
Ooops, wrong sign Mama, that sign was for the basketball hoop Dad is giving away.
Try for a minute to follow along okay, Mama?
Embarrassing isn’t it? Why can’t she dress like the other dog’s moms? Honestly Mama you’d think we were part of some kind of freak show.
You really need to wonder why I snap at other dogs? I’m not being mean, I’m defending your right to dress like a freak!
Okay, I’m turning this over to Delilah now.
Delilah: Here’s the picture I want to share with you.
And she laughs at me when I fart.
Really Mama? If you laughed every time you farted you’d sound like a laugh track for a sitcom.
The honest truth is this woman’s pipes leak more than the BP pipes in the Gulf of Mexico.
Huh, and she say’s I’m a pig!
Well that’s all the pictures we’re sharing today. Sampson and I held back a couple just in case our friends at Kol’s Notes and My Brown Newfies decide to do a little more human shaming.
Thanks for tuning in, we’re turning the blog back over to Mama.
OMD you guys, I’m so, so sorry about this. I really am hanging my head in shame.
Have you been seeing a lot of human shaming today? What did you think of it, did you enjoy it? Did you participate? What do you think your dog would shame you about?
This is the human shaming blog hop hosted by Kol’s Notes and My Brown Newfies.
Enjoy!
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