I’ve always joked it would be fun, or at the very least amusing, for Delilah to have her own reality show.  

I mean, imagine capturing the moment she ate 3 full sticks of butter, wrappers and all. 

Who would be able to forget the episode where she ate four cups of packing peanuts, and then had such bad gas and she lay in bed, farting against my leg?

Envision the gasps of horror, the time she cleaned the yard up so well, she came in and vomited, effectively clearing the house.  (It took me days to get the smell out.)

I wish a camera had captured the look on my face, the day she was got so excited when Hubby came home that she jumped like a cat into the front window and sat there waiting, and the way I laughed until the tears ran down my face.

Or how freaked out I was the day she ingested a bunch of my supplements and I had to make her vomit.

Or how surprised I was when she pooped the colored pencils.

Yes, Delilah has always been a wild and crazy dog.  

And while she has calmed down a whole lot in recent years, there are still times when she does something that takes us by surprise and makes us laugh.

Like last night. Hubby and I eat in front of the TV.  The dogs are asked to lie on mats in the living room, but once we release them Delilah runs into the kitchen to provide clean up duty.

From my position on the couch, I could see her, paws up on the counter.  

“Delilah, get off the counter,” I said.

“Delilah, come on!” Hubby called.

In walked Delilah, head down.

She walked past her bed, and right in front of Hubby and I, she spit a butter knife on to the floor.

Damn I wish I’d gotten THAT on video.  Hubby and I laughed and laughed, who could have seen that coming?

Has your dog ever taken you by surprise like that? Would you watch a reality show starring a dog?