Have you seen this dog?
If you follow me on Instagram and Facebook you’ll have noticed I’ve been posting pictures of Delilah with various sayings, many of them about breakfast.
The story behind the photos is this. Delilah is a food driven dog. And in the mornings, before she’s had breakfast, she’s up my ass. Wherever I go, she’s right there with me.
So when she started squeezing herself into the bathroom, or waiting just outside the door for me, I started snapping photos and adding captions which in my mind sounded like Delilah.
Note, I would be standing between her back and the sink. Yeah, that’s a tight squeeze!
Wax on, wax off.
A couple weeks back I got a tart warmer.
I put it in the bathroom.
Do you see where I’m going with this?
So yesterday morning, Delilah squeezed herself into the bathroom and shoved herself between my legs.
Do you know how hard it is to get dressed with a dog between your legs?
So I did what I’ve always done. I stepped over her.
Except I forgot about the tart warmer, and in the process of climbing over her, I hit the warmer with my arm.
And when I hit the warmer with my arm, I jiggled it hard enough so I wound up with tart wax on my shirt, my pants, the counter and the floor.
But I’m at a loss as to how to get it off my clothes. Anyone know how to get wax off of clothes?
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