This may come as a surprise to some of you, but I don’t make my living blogging. No, the sad truth is, in real life, I’m an Administrative Assistant for an Engineering Firm.
I tell you this, because yesterday was Administrative Professional day, which I totally forgot about until I saw someone’s post on Facebook.
So when my boss asked me to go into the conference room because my co-worker needed to chat, I was understandably suspicious.
Turns out Joey DID have something to chat about, but it was really a diversion while my boss snuck this in.
Pretty isn’t it?
What the fuck does that have to do with a dog blog you ask?
Hang in there friend, I promise you, a dog figures in here.
When I left for the day, I brought the plant home with me. I thought I could find a hook somewhere to hang the plant.
Turns out the hook on the plant was too thick for any of the available hooks at my house, and we were expecting a frost last night, so I put the plant on the corner of the pool table.
The CORNER of the POOL TABLE! You see that in the photo, right?
I put the plant on the corner of the pool table and went to change into my walking clothes. I grabbed my treat bag and as I did, I saw this.
Yeah, in the two minutes it took me to change my clothes and grab my treat bag, someone tried to eat the flowers.
Process of elimination will tell me who it is.
Sampson, can barely walk, never mind stand on his BACK LEGS to reach the pool table, so we’ll take his name out of the hat.
Delilah on the other hand, well Delilah routinely goes onto the pool table to score nummies, AND Delilah can STAND on her back legs.
For further proof to substantiate my claim, see the below photo.
That particular flower is on the back side of the plant,which means the dog that did this really had to reach for it.
So there’s my evidence and my argument, who do you think the guilty puppy is?
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