Have you been to a toy store recently?
Typically when I shop in a toy store I have a specific item I’m looking for for my grandchildren. I go into the store, head right to the specific area, grab what I need and turn around and head right back out.
That all changed last Friday when my sister and I took our four-year-old niece shopping for her birthday.
My sister was looking for games to play with our niece in our hotel room, which is how I came across this.
I stood in the aisle at Toys R Us
I couldn’t control myself, I knew it was wrong but it was like my hands were being controlled by something other than my mind. I picked up the game and turned it over.
Feed and walk your little pup. When he makes a mess you clean it up!
My best guess was the ‘game’ involved feeding the dog something along the lines of play doh which would then come out the other end.
Once again it was like my fingers were detached from my brain. I youtubed it.
GAH it’s even worse than I thought! Do you see the excited looks and the clapping that’s going on? How about the joy on their faces as they pump that little handle and point at his doggy ass?
Do you think that will change the first time they stoop down to pick up a real doggy ass bomb? Or the first time the bag breaks and they juggle dog doo with their bare hands?
I know, I know, it’s teaching responsible dog ownership, but seriously folks, I think you’re pitching this product to the wrong age group.
As all this rushed through my mind I happened to glance over at the game right next to Doggie Doo.
I stuck my hands in my pocket and walked away.
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