This technically should have been a Follow-Up Friday post, but it was pretty long and I felt it deserved its own space. 🙂
A little background, please.
Last Saturday I wrote ‘Expect The Unexpected.’ In that post I made mention of a woman named Brenda. I’ve mentioned Brenda before, she always walks with about six dogs. Many times she has other people and their dogs with her as well.
Brenda trains dogs. I have no idea what her qualifications are, but her methods are if you don’t pay attention to me, I’ll leave you. Brenda is friends with the woman who owns the dogs I wrote about on Saturday.
The stage is set.
Flash forward to this past Monday.
I pulled up at the field to walk the dogs and encountered…the LaCrosse team. Yes, it’s that time of year when the town LaCrosse team commandeer the field. This means both dogs walk in with me on leash and I keep them on the upper trails so they don’t bust up a LaCrosse practice/game.
I got Sampson and Delilah almost all the way up to the top of the hill and noticed someone walking in with a pack of dogs. The dogs saw mine and started running at us at which point I always drop the leash. Far better for Miss Delilah to meet and greet others on the playing field to keep her from reacting.
Sure enough as I got closer it was Brenda. Included in her pack was a small dog and her little puppy and he was a real cutie.
I said, “The LaCrosse team is down in the field, it’s that time of year when we need to check the schedule before coming out.”
Brenda said, “Like that will happen.”
Ok, whatever. I’m just sayin’ if you don’t want to worry about your dogs running off and jumping on some four-year-old you might want to do some planning. But who am I?
Brenda had entered the ‘loop’ which is fairly small but allows you pick up two different trails. Coincidently that was where I was headed and I didn’t see an issue, but apparently she did.
She said to one of the dogs, “We’re going to have to wait.”
Ok. Again. Whatever.
She decides to head down the wide path towards the field with her entire pack of dogs, except for…puppy. Who decided he liked my pack better.
Meanwhile I’m trying to get my dogs on the trail and puppy is right there, jumping at my dogs saying, “Come on let’s play.”
Brenda is still walking down the path.
I don’t know what to do. Do I stop and wait for her to come get the puppy or for the puppy to figure it out or do I keep going with the puppy following me?
I’m unsure.
All of a sudden from down the path I hear “F***!”
Here comes Brenda, “F***, I’ve got F***ing 20 f***ing minutes to take a f***ing walk.”
She gets to the top of the path and points in front of her and says, “Get your little a** over here” and then to me, “Excuse my language.”
Excuse your method of dog training is more like it I thought to myself.
The scary thing is, she calls herself a dog trainer and oh yes, she has the business cards to prove it.
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