No! I don’t mean a real dog with two legs, I am referring to the ‘other’ two-legged dog.
Men.
Come on, you know it’s true.
Men are like dogs in a number of ways.
Fur Hair, some men are so hairy it looks like they are wearing a sweater. All the time.
Granted they may not shed on your carpet, but they can sure do a number on the shower drain.
Bodily smells.
How many times have you thought that smell was coming from the dog; when it was really your husband?
I know, too many times to count.
And they have no compunction about doing it in a public place either! They don’t care where they are, if it needs to come out; it does.
Have you heard this in the grocery store? “Ooops, time to move to a different aisle!”
Or been riding in the car and said this, “Why are you rolling my window down….OH GOD! What crawled inside you and died?”
Yes I know; disgusting.
Peeing Urinating on something. How many times have you seen this? Do you think they are really just marking?
Yes, men are like dogs in a number of ways.
Thanks J.T. for the topic, I hope it lived up to your expectations. 🙂
If you like this post, let me know. I can make it a regular feature.
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