It was a four bag walk.
When the first deposit was made, I carefully picked it up, looping the bag into a knot, juggling it between managing Delilah’s leash and dispensing treats.
When the second deposit was made, I repeated steps one and two, then tied the two bags together.
Sampson and Delilah each did their business one more time, each time I picked up the poo, sequestered it in its own bag and then tied the bag to the others.
As I tied the fourth one in place, it hit me.
No….not the poop, the idea.
Safety is always a concern for me on our daily walks in the woods. I worry about Stranger Danger, uncontrolled dogs and wild animals. I always travel with my trusty little pepper blaster pistol in my back pocket, ready and willing to unleash a powerful blast of burning fury at the offending perpetrator.
Now staring at the baggies in my hand, I realized I held what equates to a dog walker’s Chinese Star.
Behold, the dog walker’s weapon of choice.
Drum roll please…..
Yes, it’s true.
My dogs are capable of producing Weapons of Ass Destruction, or WAD’s if you prefer.
Who needs a pepper blaster when you can easily wind the baggies up and hurl them like a shot-put?
Don’t believe me? I didn’t think you would, so I made a little video to prove the WAD’s capabilities.
(If the video does not work, click here.)
Warning you need really good aim though, because these baggies are versatile but they’re not tough, and while they are warm to begin with, they are not heat seeking nor do they have lock capabilities. Too hard of a toss or bad aim and you’ve got a…… mess of ass destruction on your hands.
(If the video does not work, click here.)
What do you think, should I apply for a patent?
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